My parents always told me: if you can’t study well, you can always become a salesperson.

I wish they would have given me the advice to become a politician in stead of a salesperson. Why?

Listen how Obama and Clinton are promising heaven on earth… and as usual: after getting elected none of the serious promises will come true.

And before you know it: 4 years later they start making another big list of promises and you vote them in office again!

You don’t need much qualifications either: just look at George Bush: he jolly well spend all the money he found and borrowed trillions or should I say gazillions of dollars to sponsor his sponsors… Of course his sponsors will sponsor him back and that’s the secret of becoming rich!

One disadvantage of becoming a politician: from time to time you have to appear in the office…

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